it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school

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14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses



rihanna is my fav

The only difference is that you can’t take a nap on them cos you’ll get arrested

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sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo


when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

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