flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

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antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

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firewisky:

when I find myself in times of trouble, the twelfth doctor comes to me, speaking words of wisdom

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telapathetic:

why do 14 year olds “thank god for puberty” it has literally just started for you

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pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

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georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

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