• british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

nighthooker:

mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

(Source: nighthooker, via donnacabonna)

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

(via anusking)

relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

(via fake-mermaid)

brook:

i always assume the worst of men and let them gradually prove themselves to me 

(via homoseksual)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via razzqueen)